BLOGIN FANTASY FOOTBALL (Gameweek 20)

WOW.

If you could ask for the perfect double game week what would it be? 144 points and cutting a 70 point deficit at the top of the office mini league to just 19 has got to be right up there.

In a game week average of 74 we used the wildcard to perfection to double up in key areas and take full advantage. I asked last week what would be considered a good or acceptable game week score having used a main chip. I think we have exceeded expectations slightly here. At one point in the week we sat on roughly 110 points with 7 players left to play. Outstanding effort.

I’ll probably never have a week like it again. And that’s the important thing to remember and consider – keeping feet firmly on the ground. Yes the strategy worked but your only as good as your next week’s score. Finding the right strategy week after week is the main thing and not letting previous week’s great work go to waste. Others had great weeks too, it was a high scoring week (as doublers usually are) so it was just lucky we managed to get into the higher echelons of it, winning some key deferential battles which can always go either way.

27 points for John Stones alone has to be mentioned. 2 goals, 2 clean sheets and 2 win bonuses for a defender in a single game week is probably unprecedented.

LOOKING AHEAD.

After the chaos of gameweek’s 18 and 19 we finally have a standard fixture week ahead of us – although it is a midweeker. The two fixtures for big potential point scores have to be Man United at home to Sheffield United and Man City away to West Brom.

From City’s perspective and fantasy football managers all over the world, the big news going into this week is that Kevin De Bruyne will be out for a couple of months. He’s in a large percentage of teams including mine and is obviously a premium priced player who will need replaced. So my question this week is for those who have KDB in their side?

DO YOU PLAN TO REPLACE KDB LIKE FOR LIKE PREMIUM PRICE OR USE THE EXTRA FUNDS IT WILL GENERATE TO BOLSTER YOUR TEAM IN OTHER AREAS?

If you’re are looking to bolster, this will be clearly dependant on how many transfers and potential minus point hits you’re willing to take and also if changes due to injuries or suspensions are needed elsewhere. Me personally, I’ve got 1 or two injury worries so it looks like I’ll be taking at least one negative this week, will I swap KDB like for like? I’m not sure yet. None of the other premium priced players in midfield seem to be really setting the world alight at the moment. Heung Min Son will be coming back in at some point but Tottenham’s tough match against Liverpool has halted that for at least a week.

THIS WEEK’S PICKS

2 changes this week for our lads meaning a -4 right on the chin. As just mentioned, the injury to Kevin De Bruyne has forced my hand a little bit but, in a way, I’m pleased about that. We don’t have the will he/won’t he play conundrum and whether to risk keeping him in or not.

Rahim Sterling comes in. I know Sterling hasn’t had the best of seasons but if he plays, he’s always likely to chip in with a goal or an assist – with KBD out, you’ve got to fancy Pep picking him this week.

The 2nd transfer is a funny one. Probably for this week only, Paul Pogba comes in for Marcus Rashford. Rashford hobbled off with a knee injury in Man United’s FA CUP match so I don’t want to take the risk of him playing or not. Pogba has finally hit a bit of form of late and home to Sheffield United is a welcoming fixture. Bit of a gamble but hoping it will pay off.

With those two transfers in place it leaves a massive 3.4 million pounds in the kitty which will give us big options in the coming weeks and in enable us to play the form guide properly.

In terms of captaincy, Fernandez will take the armband with Sterling the backup.

And finally I’ve persisted with Wilson as the sole TOON representative this week – God only knows why, but at least they have a home match eh.

PASS AND MOVE LADS.

BLOGIN FANTASY FOOTBALL (Double Gameweek 19)

Hello all, welcome.

Before we get into the nitty gritty, I want to get this week’s question out of the way because its an interesting one and will lead nicely into where we’re at.

What score in relation to a fantasy game week average is considered a good week if you’ve used one of your chips?

Now in theory, with a chip you should have an advantage which should equate to more points, right? That’s the idea of the chips – You should expect more. An average or, heaven forbid, below average week would defeat the object of using the chip and be seen as a waste. So what’s a good score? Let me know.

So, that being said, I used my FREEHIT in Gameweek 18 in order to compensate the shorter 6 fixture round. I’ve got to say I’m relatively pleased. 50 points on the board in a week’s average of 30. Did the Freehit work? You’ve got to say yes. Would I have wanted a bit more? The answer is also yes but maybe that’s being greedy. We’ll not mention the fact that Tierney of Arsenal was pulled from the squad an hour or so before kick off and that Arsenal ended up with a clean sheet……….Overall happy and can’t complain. One lad in our office mini league was all set to use the wildcard. He made his transfers all fine, clicked confirm, forgot to click the wildcard button before. TOOK A -32. Shouldn’t laugh.

We are definitely in the midst of the strangest period of fantasy football I’ve ever known. The reduced fixture set of Gameweek 18 to be followed by the double gameweek of 19. Not to mention games getting bashed on the head or rearranged left, right and centre. It’s been bonkers quite frankly.

The way I see it, game week’s 18 and 19 are like one giant game week and we are currently sitting at half time. From my team’s perspective, we’ve grabbed an away goal in a 1-1 draw of a Champions League quarter final first leg. Good start, but far from over.

The weird thing is we go into the second leg with a completely different side as the Freehit expires. So to the lad’s who came in and did a job for 1 week only – Thank you. Your endeavours haven’t gone unnoticed and you maybe required later in the season. But it’s the here and now where it matters and this week brings the first DOUBLE GAME WEEK of the season.

LOOKING AHEAD

The teams we need to concentrate on this week are all those with the double fixtures. Man United. Chelsea, Leicester, a couple of others and, the main one for me, Manchester City. They seem like they are just starting to get run together and have some favourable fixtures. The problem we have is the problem we have every week – Pep Guardiola. What are the chances he’ll play the same side in both matches? Slim I would say but if you can get the selection correct there’s big points to be had this week, it’s maybe even Triple Captain territory.

THIS WEEK’S PICKS: Ok, so with my team reverted back to its original pre GW18 state, I thought I would be able to get away with 1 maybe 2 transfers max to combat the double game week. Before I knew it there was a potentional -24 on the card. WILDCARD activated. And yes I did click the button.

I want to maximise the chance of scoring double this week so the plan is to bulk up on the double game week players. Unfortunately now that the wildcard is in play, that takes away the chance to Triple Captain, you can’t have it all and that chip is still safe for a rainy day.

Having wracked my brains trying to come up with the best possible line up, I think I’m just about there. 10 of my 11 players have 2 games only Harry Kane will play once but he has a nicely looking fixture against Sheffield United.

De Bruyne HAS to be captain this week and I am disappointed I can’t triple it. Being at home to Palace and Aston Villa is a massive scoring chance for the City maestro – fingers crossed. Fernandez will be vice, I think – not that it should matter being a double game week.

Another thing to note is my bench. With the exception of Smith-Rowe, it’s total garbage and has be completely disregarded. We are looking for the best 11 and nothing else at this stage.

And despite Newcastle’s awful form, we still have a toon representative. Callum wilson remains and is in line to play twice.

DOUBLE UP, GET TIGHT LADS.

DOUBLE GAME WEEK 19 LINE UP.

THE RHYMING MATCH REVIEW | Sheffield United 1-0 Newcastle United |

The Toon travelled to Sheffield with Wilson in attack, our opponents rock bottom but it’s 5 at the back. Set out our stall, we aren’t going to commit. All part and parcel of the Steve Bruce remit.

We start off sluggish, the passings inept. Hendrick looks homeless, disheveled and unkept. Longstaff is lost and everything is sloppy. He’s playing ‘false 10’, should of stuck to ice hockey. And then there’s Yedlin who is too easily breached. Not only that, his president’s impeached.

As possession teeters around 30%. This is nowt new, no attacking intent. Then a moment we certainly won’t saver, with an awful hair do, enter Ryan Fraser. Two silly tackles and the ref doesn’t waver. An early bath for Fraser, reckless behaviour.

‘You’ve got to feel for Steve Bruce’ no, not really, the bloke has got his customary excuse.

Into the 2nd half, any words of inspiration? Just more devastation and a lack of perspiration.

For Sheffield, it’s chance after chance. Newcastle struggling to cope, struggling to advance. These haven’t won a game all season to add to the plight. Newcastle bending over, to Sky’s clear delight.

It’s shambolic, prehistoric with no histrionics. Nothing on the bench to give us a tonic. We’re alarmingly bereft of pace and quality. A Sheffield pen via video technology.

How’s the bacon did you say? We can’t go on playing this way. It’s time to go Mr Bruce, you’ve out-welcomed your stay. A chancer, free lancer with no second answer. You claim mass hysteria, do the right thing and remove your posterior.

And lastly, Mr run badly, the trashy Mike Ashley. Neglect, oppressed, it’s sports direct. Non essential, a lack of footballing credential. A slimey nomad, anyone will do for me Bonny lad. Time to act, take your sports shop tat. Get out of the club you fat cockney twat.

It’s full time. 1 nil and I’ve had my fill. The clubs dead, relegation dread while Boris ensures the kids go unfed. A bore, a chore and rotten to the core. But Newcastle United, there’s always next week. We’ll support you ever more.

BLOGIN FANTASY FOOTBALL (Gameweek 18 – Part 2)

I’m back again. 24 hours after I posted about Gameweek 18, I feel compelled to update on proceedings. Things are changing minute by minute and emotions are running high in the office.

The Premier League have thrown another curve ball into, what was already, the game week 18 madness. They have, as excepted, called off Tottenham’s match at Aston Villa due to Corona virus. But, it gets interesting. Spurs will now be at home to Fulham instead, a match that was knocked on the head a few weeks ago causing one of the worst gameweek’s in our history. What does that mean for us? A chance to make amends from that disastrous gameweek 16 episode for a start. It’s a more favourable fixture than Villa away and takes away some of the selection doubts regarding Son and Kane. They’ll both be in the side now that’s for sure and both will be potential Captain material.

I mentioned yesterday that should the Spurs game go ahead the free hit would still be an option but wouldn’t be a total necessity. However, I want a full starting 11 competing in the 6 matches of gameweek 18 and a strong lineup at that. Dominic Calvert-Lewin was red flagged this morning, supposed hamstring injury with an unknown return date – We need a striker. Our goalkeeper doesn’t have a fixture this week, nor does one of our centre backs. The list keeps growing and we are being pointed down that road.👇🏻

FREE HIT ACTIVATED – let’s do this.

THIS WEEK’S PICKS.

I’m just about there, I think. I’ve used the free hit and it is a new look side, for one week only of course. Now, as I write this (21:00 Monday night) the XI I’m about to reveal is still subject to a sleepless night of change. The free hit will allow me to make as many transfers as I want all the way up to the 16:30 deadline tomorrow (today in reader time.) A plethora of chopping and changing. What I have learned in fantasy Premier League though – never leave it too late to make changes. The site often goes down due to the amount of traffic. I’ve never been caught up in this but I’ve seen hapless colleagues who have and it’s a tough watch. Grown men having a full blown meltdown when they can’t change their captain. Not pretty.

Anyway, where was I? Yeah, the team itself is self explanatory. All the players in it should be involved in game week 18, maximising our scoring capacity despite it not being a full fixture list. In terms of captain I’ve gone with Kane over Bruno simply because Spurs are at home, not an easy decision and one I hope doesn’t cost me.

The final thing to note, and most important, is, another Toon player edges his way back into the squad. GET IN.😌🖤🤍

GET INTO THEM EARLY.

GW18 team – will probably change.

BLOGIN FANTASY FOOTBALL (Gameweek 18)

We needed a reaction. We got a reaction.

After one of the worst fantasy football performances of all time in game week 16, game week 17 produced a more satisfactory 60 points. A result I’m putting down to getting our allotted lucky charm Newcastle United players back into the side and nothing else – The straws you clutch at as a Toon fan. Looking at it, we actually could have been about 15 to 20 points better off had Leicester and Chelsea not conceded very late consolation goals.

I’ve been looking forward to the prospect of game weeks 18 and 19 for months. The shortened fixture set of the former, the long double gamer of the latter. Now that they’ve finally come round, I have a feeling of absolute fear and dread which has been exacerbated by the fact Spurs’ game at Villa is in serious doubt due to the Covid crisis.

There are only 6 fixtures in GW18. Should the Spurs match go ahead, I would have 9 players potentially involved. This means I could get away with making a couple of transfers to make up the usual full 11. Sounds straight forward? It’s not. A big problem would arise if the Spurs match is called off, taking our player involvement down to 6. That won’t be enough to have a meaningful score for the week. I would have to use my free hit and rejig the whole team to suit, what would be, the remaining 5 fixtures. Hopefully we get a decision on this match in good time, giving us enough scope to really use the free hit properly as I’m assuming the match will be bashed on the head. I am actually tempted to use it anyway regardless of any postponement. The conundrum and nightmare scenario being if Tottenham do actually play at Villa as planned, Kane bags a hattrick from 3 Son assists and we miss a massive truck load full of points. ——- All in all the situation is a f**king mine field. I’ve set the Premier League a 17:00 Monday night deadline to make their decision before I’m forced take matters into my own hands and pick a team on pure gut feeling – the worst type of team selection. Yes a certain percentage of your team should involve your gut but you also have to have those important elements of form, stats and certainty.

One plus from these dilemmas is that every fantasy manager in the land will be roughly in the same boat and that is why my question this week is simple.

HOW ARE YOU APPROACHING GW18?

Freehit, wildcard, transfers or even same XI. I want to know. Listening to the excellent fantasy 606 podcast, Statman Dave had, what at the time, sounded like a decent enough solution involving both transfers and the free hit at the same time. Trying to remember it properly without listening to the pod again is proving a difficult one though and would probably complicate matters further anyway.

What I do know is some managers will massively profit this week, some will massively fail and a large portion of what happens will ultimately come down to luck.

Of the 6 fixtures to look out for this week, scoring chance has to come at the Etihad. Man City at home to Brighton. That is providing you’re willing to play Pep Ball with city having played in the cup just 2 days earlier.

Man United away at Burnley could be another double figure Bruno return and, of course, Spurs away at Villa but we know the nonsense surrounding that match, it really is a lottery.

At this point on the blog I would usually run through my team for the week, explain my changes, Captain etc. But and it’s a massive but, I haven’t a clue what I’m doing yet and, as mentioned earlier, I’m leaving it till the last possible moment to do what needs to be done. I have the scenarios in my head, we are simply awaiting Premier League clarification now.

So whatever you fellow managers do in game week 18, I wish thee good luck and see you on the other side.

BALLS DOWN THE CHANNELS LADS, EARLY.

BLOGIN FANTASY FOOTBALL (Gameweek 17)

OVERVIEW: Happy new year.

Or not for our fantasy football guys. As game weeks go that is possibly the worst the I’ve ever experienced. 2 matches postponed and in those matches I had 6 players involved including Kane my captain. That’s a big fat zero for each player of those players.

Not only that, we took a -8 prior, making 3 transfers. At one point during the round, the scoreboard read -4 points and 5 players already played – half the team. If you don’t laugh you’d cry. It’s Unbelievable, unprecedented and to say I’m feeling despondent at this moment in time would be an understatement. But for the sake of the club, players and back room staff we need to get our heads up, move on and quickly.

A slight silver lining came in the fact that quite a lot of managers were in a similar boat and, thanks in no due part to my subs bench and the form of Bruno Fernandes, the lads rallied late and salvaged 30 points. It’s definitely 2 consolation goals when you’re 6 nil down but at least it was something – a bit of fight and spirit, something we can work on.

We drop to 5th in the table, our lowest position of the season. What’s the next move, I’m not sure. More games could fall victim to the Covid crisis.

Looking ahead to this week is like staring into the abyss and pure uncertainty. You’ve got to feel the Man City match is again under threat. Should it go ahead you then have to battle it out with Pep and his selection. My advice, which I learned in the harshest of manners last week, is to get city players out your squad and fast. In way I’m hoping their game v Chelsea remains on, I’ve removed most of my city employees and my rivals have quite a few Chelsea players in their lineups.

Man United at home to Villa is a match I’ll be looking to pinpoint. The form of Fernandes and Rashford is about as good as it gets in the league at present. A little outsider would be Arsenal away at West Brom, the gunners have won their last 2 matches whilst the baggies come into it on the back of a home drubbing off Leeds. If you have the balls to get the Arsenal lads in, there could be some reward there.

I’m looking for a good bounce back score to get back into the mix but I’ve actually got my eye on gameweek’s 18+19 which could be crucial in the title race.

THIS WEEKS PICKS.

I’ve take another -4 again this week. Not ideal but it’s far to early to be wasting the 2nd wildcard yet. As mentioned earlier, I’ve tried to remove my Manchester City players. Out comes Mahrez and in comes Marcus Rashford. Simple reasoning, the form of Rashford and the fact that the city match may not go ahead. Not to mention city’s tricky away fixture at Chelsea.

I’ve also got a TOON man back in. I said come the new year that a black and white strip would be back in my lineup so in comes Callum Wilson once again. He replaces Cavani who, although he is top class, I can’t guarantee he’ll play week in week out. I’m actually putting my recent fantasy football bad luck down to the fact I haven’t had Toon players in my team recently so there you go, it’s an ethos that has served me so well in the past and one I should never have tampered with – Big point week incoming🙃

My captain will be fernandes because he’s just a fantasy football dream at the moment, producing every week. Kane vice, let’s hope the Tottenham game gets the go ahead this time round.

FOLLOW UP THE REBOUND.

Gameweek 17 lineup

BLOGIN FANTASY FOOTBALL (Gameweek 16)

OVERVIEW: Welcome all.

The Christmas period has got my head absolutely battered and it’s reflecting in results on the pitch. Who will play? Who’s going to be rested? Who’s ate too much turkey? Pep? Brexit? Its a chaotic time. Gameweek 15 only ended yesterday and 16 starts today. I’ve barely got time to sort my team never mind write this nonsense out. And my team certainly does need sorting out.

We only managed 36 points in a gameweek average of 41. Kevin De Bruyne, as captain, only produced 6 points while 6 others on the team sheet only mustered up 1 point each. Simply not good enough. Subsequently, we’ve slipped to 4th place in the office league – The sooner the Christmas tree is taken down the better.

Where to go with my team from here I’m not sure but you can’t have six 1’s on your scorecard and expect to be challenging for titles. Maybe it’s time to stop pitting my wits with Pep Guardiola and scrap Man City players altogether? After all, they haven’t even been firing on all cylinders this season so perhaps there’s too much risk involved for the amount of potential reward.

The fixtures I’ve got my eye on in gameweek 16 are Man United at home to Wolves. Of all my players, Bruno Fernandes is the one that keeps producing week after week. There’s a good chance again for him here. Spurs v Fulham could be another decent points match, despite the home side’s scratchy form. If I could sum my fantasy season up so far, I would call myself Spurs. Excellent for the majority but have hit a Christmas period form wall. We both need to snap out of it for our respective title pushes that’s for sure.

Another reason for picking out these 2 fixtures is the fact both Man United and Spurs rarely rotate their lineups in the way City do. Even Klopp at Liverpool has become a bit more unpredictable in recent weeks. I’ve probably just commentator’s cursed it but that’s the way it’s been up to this point.

There’s a massive chance of the Silent Treatment affecting fellow managers this game week. Only a day between fixture weeks could mean some are unaware of the quick turn around. Potential unchanged teams galore. Luckily, I’ve made my changes and remember, my team is the Spurs of Fantasy Football which makes me Jose Mourinho. Find a way to win by any means is the ethos. Reminding my rivals of the quick turnaround? NOT A CHANCE🙃

THIS WEEK’S PICKS: I mentioned earlier that my head was scrambled, exasperated by poor results. This week, after a few Sunday drinks I’ve hit the eject button. I’ve taken a -8 and made 3 transfers. Not only that, of the players that have come in, 2 of them are potential substitutes. We are really rolling the dice but should it come off, the reward could be great.

Kevin De Bruyne is out and in comes his City team mate Riyad Mahrez. Yes I’m still taking Pep on head to head but this change firstly frees up funds to strengthen else where. Second of all, De Bruyne played the full match against Newcastle only 2 days ago while Mahrez didn’t even get on. I think it will be the opposite this Gameweek.

My second change is upfront. Edison Cavani replaces Danny Welbeck. I’m hearing Marcus Rashford is injured for the Manc’s, Cavani should be the natural replacement and is an out and out goalscorer. This transfer was made possible by the KDB deal.

And the final change is again in midfield. Ndombele of Spurs is in for Podence of Wolves. Reason being the latter has done nothing for me and has a tricky fixture at Old Trafford. Ndombele has now made that centre midfield spot his own at White Hart Lane (Tottenham Hotspur Stadium)

Massive risk involved here but hopefully massive reward. The changes are only short term, we have a new wildcard on the horizon in the coming weeks and I’m just looking to get through this Christmas period still in the title mix.

I’ve gone with Kane as captain, Bruno as vice – another contentious choice but it’s a week of risks and reward.

There’s still no place for my TOON players, I’m hoping to draft them back in come the new year.

ATTACK FROM THE FIRST WHISTLE.

GAMEWEEK XVI lineup

BLOGIN FANTASY FOOTBALL (Gameweek 15)

OVERVIEW: Merry Christmas everyone.

Gameweek 14 was a proper rollercoaster. From euphoric highs and bottom end lows and eventually settling back to an even ground.

It started off brilliantly when it was announced Mohamed Salah was on Liverpool’s substitutes bench. Most of my rivals had him as captain, what a buzz. 2 hours later he’d bagged 32 points and we are already playing catch up – Buzzkill. Then to make matters worse Tariq Lamptey, who I’d just transferred in, isn’t in the Brighton squad – no explanation given. It didn’t end there, his teammate Danny Welbeck was named as a substitute. We were on the back foot prepared for a long weekend ahead.

It turned out to be one of the highest scoring weekends I can remember and, unfortunately, our lads couldn’t take advantage. An average score of 60 and we could only manage 59, down to the afore mentioned but mainly due to the wrong captain selection. Kane only managed the basic 4 points which is bad but in a big point game week, is sheer sacrilege. Had I selected Fernandes we would have been looking at 80+ points. A slight silver lining coming when Welbeck came on and scored late saving our bacon somewhat.

59 on a usual week is a decent enough score but when your rivals are all bagging 70+, you can’t help but feel disappointed. One guy in our league scored 102 points for the week, a tremendous effort. It subsequently moved him from bottom all the way up to 4th and back into the mix. The league itself is extremely tight which makes it’s so enjoyable. Yes, I would like to be smashing them off the park by 100+ but from a competitive stand point and keeping everyone vested, a tight league is perfect. Only about 40 points separate the top 4 and despite others having great weeks we aren’t in a bad position, sitting 3rd only about 30 behind the player in pole. What’s more, we are due a monster week and hopefully it’s on the horizon.

Looking ahead to this week’s Boxing Day fixtures, I can’t help but feel Man City are where the points will be. Which players though? Only Pep can answer that. They are home my beloved Newcastle but I know there’s a potential hiding coming. I reckon it’s probably worth the risk of second guessing of Guardiola’s selection.

Liverpool at home to West Brom is another match where premium points could be there for the taking. From a personal point of view, I’m looking for the baggies to halt them in their tracks. Weirdly I don’t have any Liverpool players in my lineup. As much as I would like to get Salah into my team, I just don’t think it’s financially viable – we’ll see.

Thoughts of breaking the up the Kane/Son partnership have began to creep into my head again. Yes I was stung last time. Yes I regretted it almost instantly. But this time feels different, Spurs have had an alarming slip of form in recent weeks. It’s a fickle world fantasy football and your only as good as your previous week. Is it time to break up that marriage? Let me know what you think.

THIS WEEK’S PICKS

As I mentioned before, I’ve been looking at ways to get Salah into the side. I have spent hours this week trying to calculate the financial permutations without any sort of detriment to the team. Unfortunately, it would disrupt the team’s balance too much and put all the enfaces on one player to perform – too much risk and financially unviable.

At the end of last week’s matches, I was certain I was going to take minus points this coming week. I gave the players a real dressing down in the locker room and told them big changes were going to be made. Having had time to calm down and reflect, I’ve actually only made one transfer. This means no negative starting points but……. ITS A BIG ONE. Not in terms of a huge deal but the ethos, basis and dynamic on which our team has always been built has completely changed. We now have NO NEWCASTLE UNITED players in our squad and it’s a sad day. I can’t stress enough that this is only a temporary measure but i feel a bit empty inside. Out comes Fernandez for fitness reasons and the fact they are away to City. In comes John Stones, who has had a resurgence under Pep in recent weeks.

In terms of captain pick, I’ve really rolled the dice and gone with De Bruyne. It’s a risky Christmas but hopefully one that pays dividends. We got it so wrong last week and now we are due some luck.

KEEP SALAH ON HIS RIGHT.

GAME WEEK XV team selection.

BLOGIN BETS 19/12/20 – £100 Christmas Singles Special (Stage 1)

STAGE 1

– OVER 2.5 GOALS IN NEWCASTLE V FULHAM 11/10

  • STAKE: £10
  • RETURNS: £21

Who fancies trying to land £100 for Christmas from a starting stake of £10?

We’ve had pretty much no luck with the accumulators this season and I don’t hold much optimism until full crowds are allowed back into the stadiums to be honest. So we going down a different track for the next week or so.

I’m looking to turn £10 into £100 with a series of single bets. The odds for each bet will be around evens, rolling over the winnings at each stage until we reach the tonne mark. It should take 4 or 5 bets and I want it completed in time for the turkey being served. I did a similar challenge in the summer and completed it, albeit with shorter odds and more stages.

Admittedly, stage 1 does carry a fair element of risk but Fulham have been an open book in the Premier League this season whilst Newcastle’s last match had 7 goals in it. The form of Calum Wilson has been a positive also, the striker has been involved in 10 goals so far this season scoring 7 of those. An early goal in this one and the flood gates could open at either end.

MAGPIES 3 – 1 and the ball is rolling!

BLOGIN FANTASY FOOTBALL (Gameweek 14)

OVERVIEW: Another week and another foray into the wild world of Premier League fantasy football.

I’ll start by getting the elephant out the room early. As a result of the gap between the last gameweek’s 12 and 13 being so small, the leader of our office mini league forgot to make changes with the silent treatment working an absolute dream. He had 2 injured players in his line up and a default selected captain, there couldn’t be much worse scenarios. So, when opportunities come knocking you need to open the door with both hands and accept that gift. Did our boys take that chance? DID THEY F**K!?! We only managed to cut his lead by a measly 5 points, us scoring 39 and them 34. It feels like a massive open goal missed and and chance to go back top squandered but we cannot dwell and need to move on.

To be honest, it was a low scoring game week all round and we weren’t terrible by any stretch of the imagination – The average score only being 42. Obviously with the circumstances just mentioned it feels like a bad defeat but in terms of the bigger picture we are in a steady place – Only 20 so points behind and we have 2 free transfers to play with in GW14.

Looking ahead there’s a real mixture of fixtures this coming gameweek. There’s no match where you would say ‘that’s guaranteed points’ but in the same token, there’s no match you wouldn’t stay clear of.

For me, the pick of the bunch would have to be Chelsea v West Ham and Man United v Leeds with outside mentions for Newcastle at home to Fulham and Brighton entertaining Sheffield United. A big problem fixture, definitely in terms of my side and I’m sure many others, is Spurs against Leicester. The conundrum on my part being that I need Kane and Son to continue their great form knowing that comes at the expense of my goalkeeper picking up points.

My goalkeeper is actually an interesting point. It’s the only position in the squad that has been a mainstay throughout, even going back to last season. Kasper Schmeichel has been in all this season and all last which I suppose is testament to way Leicester play. I’ve never considered taking him out either. The reason being to get someone better is going to be a big budget hit and to put a lesser priced player in would potentially end in massive points losses. He’s seems to balance the scales perfectly and if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. So, my questions for you guys this week is..

Who are your mainstay players? And why?

This is the player you wouldn’t or can’t replace. Your go to guy who has your loyalty till the death. Your Nico Kranjar to your Harry Redknapp. I’m interested to know.

Now, can I finally get rid of Kilman, let’s find out.

THIS WEEKS PICKS: Two free transfers available this week and we’ve used them both with things are unravelling for our TOON ARMY players. We are now down to just one!! As Saint-Maximum’s injury return date is not specified, I couldn’t have him clogging up the bench any longer. I’ve replaced the French wing wizard with the more pragmatic cheaper priced Oriol Romeu of Southampton. This is basically to free up funds to finally replace Kilman. Has it worked? YES IT HAS. In comes Tariq Lamptey of Brighton. The flying wing back has been a revelation for south coast club this season and, with a tasty home fixture again bottom side Sheff United coming up, is the perfect fit.

My plan of a few weeks ago of having a more balanced all round squad is now completely out the window. It’s all about the XI on the pitch. If I have to take minus points in future weeks, so be it. That’s the risk I’m willing to take. A good manager is always learning and can adapt where necessary.

In terms of captain’s pick this week, I’m seriously struggling. De Bruyne played midweek which makes him a serious pep resting risk. Fernandes has, somewhat conveniently, underperformed since I bought him in but home to Leeds, it’s tempting. Do I go with the form of Kane or Son knowing they have a potential banana skin against Leicester. Or do I go total left field and go with someone like Welbeck who has a inviting home fixture against Sheff United? NOT A CLUE so I’ve gone with Kane as provisional skipper which, of course, is subject to change right up to the 11am deadline Saturday morning. I’ve just got a sneaky feeling the skipper selection is going to be crucial this week, no one stands out as an automatic pick which makes the choosing very difficult and problematic.

Fernandez is the only surviving TOON player in the squad. Sad times but very necessary at this stage. The Toon boys will be back soon, I promise.

ATTACK FROM THE FIRST WHISTLE.

GW14 SQUAD.